Nerds Make Better Lovers

This story sprang when I read an article about Nerds being better lovers and agreeing turns into this short story hehe. Here it goes.

Disclaimer: excerpts from Nerds Make Better Lovers article is By Cristina Millano a Glee Contributor.

Kari had just finished her reports. Most of her colleagues already left for the day. It was Friday and she’s waiting for her longtime boyfriend, Neil, to pick her up from work. He invited her for a dinner. Neil is a hunk of a man, a dark brooding hero, being the head of the investigations unit of the police department gives him great intelligence and the physique that makes her drool even the first time when she met him when they were university students, the type of man who looks very seductive in glasses. She was just a bit puzzled since morning when he called her because most of the time he’s serious and silent but today, he seems to be very happy.

The pretty editor then decided to check on the articles sent by some of the magazine contributors. An article caught her attention, it was a random one and from a new contributor; she laughed at the article but then decided to read.

Nerds Make Better Lovers

It’s one of the biggest misconceptions in dating, and it’s time to get it out in the open for good. The so-called “cool” men and women out there aren’t half as good in the sack as their “nerdier” counterparts. Nerds not only have the brains, but they also have the most powerful possession of all, the love touch.

These guys and gals have taken the time to do their homework, and they’ve mastered the geography, chemistry and mathematical formulas of how to make your body scream. Ready to smarten up and become the ultimate seducer?

‘I really have to agree to that’ she said to herself. Her boyfriend is a great seducer. Even if he wears glasses, he is so hot. “Hotter when I’m removing it to kiss him” she said with a giggle as she continued reading the article.

Then put away those shades and pick up a pocket protector because you’re about to get lesson 101 in love.

Neil really is a smart man, even way back in our university years, he would help me with my studies because I can’t understand science and math. She nodded her head in agreement to what she was reading.

Nerds Take the Time to Research
Study yourself: Nix the neediness and get to know yourself inside and out.

Start Inside:
Being unhappy with your life is not a good reason to get into a relationship. No matter how “perfect” another person may seem to be, they will never be able to fill the empty holes in your life. The only person that has the power to do that is you.

Well, I have been unhappy before when Mike did not return my feelings, but then he came along. He was as lonely and unhappy as I am. But then how come even after everything, he is still so perfect. She realized she just sighed out loud again and whispered his name.

Work Your Way Outside:
There’s a reason the so-called four-eyed dweebs aced biology and anatomy class. Sex and health experts agree the best way to become better at using your body is by taking the time to learn how it works. Set aside some private time for self-gratification and figure out how your body works and responds to sexual stimulation.

This time she remembered the time before graduation when everyone at University is busy with grades, projects and other school stuff. Out of nowhere, Neil would just suddenly pull her from the hallway to the dark parts of the library or one of the empty classrooms after school to ravish and attack her neck, lips, and jaw line just to find out her reactions when he kisses her. And Then…

Nerds Have a Much Bigger Hard Drive
Not only do nerds take the time to listen to their partners, but they also mentally take notes, remember and are able to retrieve the information at the most opportune moments. The best way to make your partner feel sexy, sensual, wanted and larger than life is to listen to him or her. Because most of the world rarely gives you its devoted attention, imagine how special you’ll feel when one individual does.

She would close her eyes and take deep short breaths whenever Neil’s large hands would slowly torture her body, making her breath hitch whenever he would touch parts of her that sends shivers down her spine. She would look at him and will see that he was just staring at her reactions as his hands and lips moved all over her body.

Nerds are Passionate about Learning
Nerds tend to be encyclopedias of information. They ask the who, what, why and where about everything and anything. It’s both fascinating and exhilarating to be around passionate individuals. Take the time to study and learn new things because knowledge is just plain sexy.

A hot body might get you in the door, but eventually, what meets the eye will fade. It’s important to add depth and substance to your personality. The hottest, most intense relationships are the ones with people you can really talk to, laugh with and learn from every day.

She remembered how her conversations with him turned out. Eventually in time, she became wiser and more attuned to everything around her because of his influence. To be honest, she even matured because of him. Even a lot of her former classmates during reunions were shocked that she can now speak her mind about politics, religion, spirituality and world events. She can even start a debate with the smartest guy in her office regarding some cases making Neil proud of her. Her friends Jim and Elaine would even joke that Kari might have sucked Neil’s brain whenever the couple would kiss making her smarter too.

Nerds are Smart about Finding Love
Make the Odds Fall in Your Favor:
It is true that you may get lucky at any moment, but the best way to stop it from occurring is to wait for it to happen.

Increase your chances of getting and finding what you want by going to the right places. While you won’t always end up in the winners’ circle, you will at least give yourself a fair shot.

These days, technology has made it easier than ever to find like-minded singles. Millions of people have met their life partners by using dating sites.

Don’t like computers? Get involved in something you like. Join a sports league, sign up for a wine-tasting class, volunteer, say yes to invitations from friends. Just get yourself out there. Yes, you may feel like a big nerd at first, but that is exactly the point!

Nerd Tip
Don’t look for a hot, fun, no-strings-attached date in the library. Be smart about what you want and then determine the best place to get it. If you want more casual fun, go to a bar or nightclub.

Nerds Study and Are Not Afraid to Ask Questions
If you want to be successful in both your long-term and short-term romantic relationships, then learn how to study your partner.

Pay attention to how they like to be kissed. What makes them blush, what makes their eyes widen with excitement, what types of movies do they enjoy? Use these details to determine what types of things turn them on.

Now she’s really going down with a sensual fever. She remembered the times on how they made love. How Neil sexily smiled at her whenever his lips and tongue would trace her body to her core, earning him moans that makes him more satisfied with his ‘job’ on her, how his hands would cup her breast and how he would gently move inside her until the his pace would quicken whenever he could feel the warmth inside her flooding him. Everything he does to her made her want him more and more, she remembered how she would shout his name in ecstasy every time he makes her release her pleasure, seems he knew what makes her squirm and weak in his arms. Every time they make love she could see him beam with satisfaction when she’s drained. He would always ask her how she feels afterwards and if he is hurting her whenever he would thrust deeper and faster into her. He is so caring and always thoughtful about her. It made her smile and warm at the same time as she muses over their moments of passion.

Once you’ve made it inside the bedroom, don’t be afraid to ask questions. Ask them if they like it slow, fast, hard, soft, on top, bottom, left, right or in the middle. If they are shy about questions, then be subtle about it. For example, after you’ve kissed them in a certain place, pay attention to how they react. Then in a sensual or playful whisper, ask them if they enjoyed it. Make sure to teach them what you like and don’t like. Remember, you will never ace the test if you don’t ask questions and learn the right answers.

Kari was blushing so hard, she felt like she would come up with a fever any minute now, reading the article made her remember what Neil had been doing to her since they became a couple way back 8 years since their University days. She had been so engrossed that she didn’t hear any movements or something. Neil was right behind her as she read the article.

“That’s a nice article” a voice startling her, made her turn around, Neil suppressed his smile and urge to laugh at her; her face, neck and ears were so red. ‘Like a criminal caught in the act’ he thought.

“Um. Hi.” Kari shyly spoke

“Hi” he finally smiled.

“So, you seemed to be so engrossed that you didn’t even realize I was here”

“Sorry, it’s just that this article was “so” interesting, I think I’ll approve this for the next issue” she emphasized the word as she puts down the paper to grab her bag and walked towards her boyfriend.

They have dinner at a high-class restaurant and merrily talked about silly stuffs about work and Neil’s friend named Ben who is now a news reporter. Then the conversation went on to Elaine’s 2nd pregnancy, Jim being a museum curator, the first child of Jim and Elaine named Mark earning the top spot in science and math national competition. They were silent as they walked out of the restaurant. Kari was so intent in admiring the star filled night sky that she didn’t realized that Neil was staring at her.

“What?” She smiled.

“I was just wondering.” He stopped to look at the sky as well then continued “We’ve been talking about Jim and his family lately.”

“Is there something wrong with that?” It was her turn to stare at him.

“I was just a bit envious.” His statement made her frown, she was wondering what he’s talking about.

“Why are you envious, Neil?” She asked. He just looked back at her and gently smiled.

“You’re really weird today.” She pointed in a-matter-of-factly way when she saw his smile grew wider.

“You see, I was just wondering how wonderful it would be to have our own family” He held her hand, smile still on his face. She blushed and smiled.

“Are you asking me to marry you?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” He chuckled ask he reached for the diamond ring in his pocket; Kari pulled his navy blue necktie and tiptoed to meet his lips. She kissed him very gently at first and when she felt his arms circled her waist to pull her into a tight hug, the two deepened their kiss.

“I’ll take your kiss as a yes” he whispered in her lips and felt her smile.

He slid the ring into her ring finger and added, “You know, the article that you’ve been reading is really nice. To tell you the truth everything about it is true; I think it reminds you of our…” He whispered to her ear. This time she really blushed.

“So you were there all along!” she playfully pinched her boyfriend’s arm.

“Of course, I could even see your blush; hear your sighs and your whispers.”

“Thank you for reminding me, I forgot to look at the name of the contributor, I like the article”

“It was me” he seriously added.


“I said I was the one who write it; it’s even based on my experience” he grinned as his lips turned up in a very seductive way.

Kari blushed, seeing Neil’s seductive grin is really sexy and it makes her feel feverish again. She then formulated her revenge, she’ll turn the tables and this time using his own article against him; she’ll be the one to ask the questions, to make her hands roam and to make sure she’ll enjoy making him breathless like he always did when they make love.

‘Surely, I’ll make it a point that tonight; I’ll be the one on top!’

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Dee Almeda View All →

Multi-conscious, Sensual, Intuitive and a follower of Goddess Inanna

A woman who values life in a higher divine level than the materialistic level of life.

Loves volunteer works for Non-Government organizations that supports life, animals, nature and spiritual growth.

Currently in a quest to achieving Multi-Dimentional Consciousness.

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